Y'all better bow down

   Here is John Terry, the scumbag who somehow captains England, the man recently accused of racism and the man proven of shagging one of his best friend's girlfriends ( I know it's always the woman's fault, but I'm still holding it against him) finally getting a bit of sense and therefore a small ounce of my respect, for bowing down and paying homage to the Dutch master Robin Van Persie, an artist who should be held in the same regard as Van Gogh.

" I am not worthy, master"

Wayne Rooney kills two birds with one stone.

Wayne Rooney has a head for football.

Literally.

Reports from Old Trafford indicate the club have been taking advantage of Wayne Rooney's recent hair transplant, with small 5 a-side training exercise's taking place on the astroturf style surface.

It is believed that Wayne Rooney, the ultimate team player, had held discussions with Sir Alex Ferguson about training ground development, prior to the decision to actually get the small training pitch transplanted onto his head.

Rooney turns up for training

When questioned on the matter, Rooney expressed that he wasn't too worried about taking a few knocks, stating he might get Nemanja Vidic to slidetackle through his eyebrow,  " to make me look cool".

  

RIP Steve Jobs ....... SERIOUSLY!!??

It's Facebook
It's Oct 5th
This is my News Feed :

RIP Steve Jobs
RIP Steve Jobs
RIP Steve Jobs
RIP Steve Jobs
RIP Steve Jobs
etc,etc,etc....




Now I'm so sorry for all those people who lost their close friend and brother, Steve Jobs.

But for all you sanctimonious showboats out there... Get a life